Traffic lights for Yorkshire men.
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Shouldn't it be whent', not when't? :whistle:
(then again, what do I know about foreign dialects?)
(then again, what do I know about foreign dialects?)
It just means 'stop tha daft sod wen t'red is on'.
Alternatively (polite) 'Please gi'o'a when t' traffic leet is red.'
Alternatively (polite) 'Please gi'o'a when t' traffic leet is red.'
Nah then si thi.
If tha's gona tek piss get it rite.
If tha's gona tek piss get it rite.
It'll be reet.
I see we have regional dialect issues with us eeees and iiiiiis.
Could be because you almost Geordie
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Can't beat a bit of Yorkshire bashing lol
This one always makes me chuckle
A Yorkshireman' s wife dies and the widower decides that her headstone should have the words "she were thine" engraved on it. He calls the stone mason, who assures him that the headstone will be ready a few days after the funeral
True to his word the stone mason calls the widower to say that the headstone is ready and would he like to come and have a look. When the widower gets there he takes one look at the stone to see that it's been engraved "she were thin"
He explodes - "Fooking 'ell man, you've left the fooking "e" out, you've left the fooking "e" out!"
The stone mason apologises and assures the poor widower that it will be rectified the following morning.
Next day comes and the widower returns to the stone mason - "There you go sir, I've put the "e" on the stone for you"
The widower looks at the stone and then reads out aloud - "E, she were thin".
LMFAO
This one always makes me chuckle
A Yorkshireman' s wife dies and the widower decides that her headstone should have the words "she were thine" engraved on it. He calls the stone mason, who assures him that the headstone will be ready a few days after the funeral
True to his word the stone mason calls the widower to say that the headstone is ready and would he like to come and have a look. When the widower gets there he takes one look at the stone to see that it's been engraved "she were thin"
He explodes - "Fooking 'ell man, you've left the fooking "e" out, you've left the fooking "e" out!"
The stone mason apologises and assures the poor widower that it will be rectified the following morning.
Next day comes and the widower returns to the stone mason - "There you go sir, I've put the "e" on the stone for you"
The widower looks at the stone and then reads out aloud - "E, she were thin".
LMFAO
It 'as teken um tahhm bur thy not bad fowk.
Post #1 is obviously fake.
No flat caps or ferrets in sight?
No flat caps or ferrets in sight?
Good Lord Bob, we don't do ferrets in the Vale of York these days!
Whippet's & Jack Russels for me.
And there has been plenty done by this Ferret in the vale of York ill tell thi. :hubbahubba:
And there has been plenty done by this Ferret in the vale of York ill tell thi. :hubbahubba:
