Three men were discussing their sex lives and what happens 'after the event'.
Angelo (the Italian) says "After a-makin' love, I gently massage my wife all over and she floats a-3 inches about the bed in ectasy".
Henri (the Frenchman) says " After makin' love with ze wife, I gently keess her all over and she floats 10" above ze bed een ecstacy"
Paddy says "Dat's notin'- after doin' the deed, I get up and wipe my knob on the curtains & the wife hit the roof!!"
Angelo (the Italian) says "After a-makin' love, I gently massage my wife all over and she floats a-3 inches about the bed in ectasy".
Henri (the Frenchman) says " After makin' love with ze wife, I gently keess her all over and she floats 10" above ze bed een ecstacy"
Paddy says "Dat's notin'- after doin' the deed, I get up and wipe my knob on the curtains & the wife hit the roof!!"