kev2471
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- Joined
- Sep 23, 2011
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Sex?
Seven to eleven times a week.
No, no... I mean male or female?
No difference, male, female, sometimes camel
Holy cow!
Yes, cow too, but also sheep, all kinds of animals.
But isn't that hostile?
Horse style, doggy style, free style, any style - you name it!
Oh dear!
No, no! Deer run too fast...
Bruising
A woman come to a doctor, with bumps and bruising all over her body. The woman complains that it was her husband, who beat her. Doctor tells in surprise:
I thought your husband was out of town.
So did I..
lovers
"My Darling," said a husband to his wife, “I invited a friend for lunch.”
"What? Are you crazy?” The wife replied. The house is a mess, I haven’t been shopping, and I am not going to prepare any meal.”
"I know that” husband replied.
“So why did you invite him then”? She asked.
“Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married.”
Seven to eleven times a week.
No, no... I mean male or female?
No difference, male, female, sometimes camel
Holy cow!
Yes, cow too, but also sheep, all kinds of animals.
But isn't that hostile?
Horse style, doggy style, free style, any style - you name it!
Oh dear!
No, no! Deer run too fast...
Bruising
A woman come to a doctor, with bumps and bruising all over her body. The woman complains that it was her husband, who beat her. Doctor tells in surprise:
I thought your husband was out of town.
So did I..
lovers
"My Darling," said a husband to his wife, “I invited a friend for lunch.”
"What? Are you crazy?” The wife replied. The house is a mess, I haven’t been shopping, and I am not going to prepare any meal.”
"I know that” husband replied.
“So why did you invite him then”? She asked.
“Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married.”