best time of your life

arky4

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in the pub other night asking mates when was there best times in days past various times school work etc my best younger days was when i was a apprentice great but trying to remember jokes played on us by tradesmen ie go to the store for a long stand tartan paint i broke a drill what do i do reply go and get it welded they must be others love to hear them :Cheers:
 
Go get a bucket of steam or a bubble for a spirit level.
 
Go to stores & get some Scotch mist- oh and some Sky hooks while you're there.
 
I got caught out at a double glazing firm when I was young and they sent me around the corner to a rival to ask if I could borrow their heavy duty glass hammer

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Sent to shop for a bag of clitoris allsorts.
 
Years ago i said to my apprentice cmon lad put some elbow grease on it. He said where can i get some from so i sent him to the boss for some the boss got a big dollop of grease of a 5th wheel of a tractor unit and slapped it on his elbow and boss say try that

sent from 2 tin cans and some string
 
We sent one young lad for a of stripe paint, he came back and said "The guy said what colours" I kid you not
 
During the early days of my army career I was sent to the QM stores for a Hand Grenade pin.
 
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