The daughter

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The daughter asks her Dad,

"Dad there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn't understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper."

Her Dad replied,

"You tell your boyfriend that if he opens your hood and tries to check your oil with his dipstick,

I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking out of his exhaust pipe
 
Best I've heard for a while
 
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