Bubba was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent Mary to the hardware store.
At the hardware store Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Joe Bob, the clerk to finish waiting on a customer.
When Joe Bob was finished, Mary asked how much for the teapot? Joe Bob replied "That's silver and it costs $100"
"My goodness, that sure is a lot of money!" Mary exclaimed.
She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Bubba had sent her to buy, and Joe Bob went to the backroom to find a hinge.
From the backroom Joe Bob yelled "Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?"
To which Mary replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."
At the hardware store Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Joe Bob, the clerk to finish waiting on a customer.
When Joe Bob was finished, Mary asked how much for the teapot? Joe Bob replied "That's silver and it costs $100"
"My goodness, that sure is a lot of money!" Mary exclaimed.
She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Bubba had sent her to buy, and Joe Bob went to the backroom to find a hinge.
From the backroom Joe Bob yelled "Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?"
To which Mary replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."