Cheating wife

A guy sends a text to his next-door neighbour:

"Bob, I'm sorry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess: I have been helping myself to your wife when you're not around, probably more than you. I know it's no excuse but I don't get it at home. I can't live with the guilt any longer. I hope you'll accept my sincerest apology. It won't happen again."

Feeling outrage and betrayed, Bob grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom, and without a word, shoots his wife.

Moments later the guy gets a second text: "Really should use spell check! That should be "wifi"."

Was funny first time as well
https://www.digitalworldz.co.uk/fun...?highlight=Bob,+I'm+sorry.+I've+riddled+guilt

I haven't got time to go through over a years worth of jokes!

Barry Reeve said:

I haven't got time to go through over a years worth of jokes!

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Got time to clock posts for downloads though haven't you lol
https://www.digitalworldz.co.uk/who-you-6/419813-evening.html

Barry Reeve said:

I haven't got time to go through over a years worth of jokes!

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Which is why we have a search box.

https://www.digitalworldz.co.uk/search.php?searchid=8297779


EDIT: Lol, just read post #4 .

manic01 said:

Got time to clock posts for downloads though haven't you lol
https://www.digitalworldz.co.uk/who-you-6/419813-evening.html

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Posts on the "who are you" don't count towards the downloads. ;-)

thats an old one

lescantle said:

thats an old one

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you show me a joke that isn't old....New jokes are just old jokes remodelled!

Personaly I don't have a problem with repeat jokes. And we all know they don't post count in here

I'll just quietly test one out...

For my son's birthday, I took him to a strip club. His mum went mad when she found out. In fairness, I should've told her we'd be turning up.

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Probably ancient

I'll have to run that one by my dad. He seems to know every joke possible..... Yet I hear him tell the same ones over and over again!!

Lol. Anyway, welcome, keep your sense of humour and you'll be fine here

jmacca87 said:

lol good one

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Good luck with those downloads.

very old but still good