Wots your favorite Child friendly joke ?

Here,s Mine, i tell it the Grandchildren and they look at me Stupid :hubbahubba:

There,s a Sausage and an Egg in the frying pan
And the Sausage says to the Egg "Jesus its hot in here" (cos it,s a Christian sausage)
And the Egg replies with "Oh look a talkin Sausage"

Rotfpmpl

Essef :FLASHER:
Note to self : More water in the Aberlour

Why did the chicken cross the road?



To get to the other side.

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Knock Knock[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Who's there !
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Jam ![/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
Jam who ?
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Jam mind, I'm trying to get out ![/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]How did the farmer fix his jeans ?[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
With a cabbage patch ![/FONT]

What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung!

Essef said:

Here,s Mine, i tell it the Grandchildren and they look at me Stupid :hubbahubba:

There,s a Sausage and an Egg in the frying pan
And the Sausage says to the Egg "Jesus its hot in here" (cos it,s a Christian sausage)
And the Egg replies with "Oh look a talkin Sausage"

Rotfpmpl

Essef :FLASHER:
Note to self : More water in the Aberlour

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Sorry to be a party pooper, but somehow it doesn’t seem right to have that man with a purple coat flashing his naked parts on a topic like this.

idrob said:

Sorry to be a party pooper, but somehow it doesn’t seem right to have that man with a purple coat flashing his naked parts on a topic like this.

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OHHHH MY GOD you all ways get one fault picking spell checking do-gooder well done your yellow star is on the way lol

Knock Knock
Who's there !
I needup !
I needup who ?

Second door door on the left...............................

idrob said:

Sorry to be a party pooper, but somehow it doesn’t seem right to have that man with a purple coat flashing his naked parts on a topic like this.

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Ok
Well to all the 6 to 12 year olds who may be reading this post and are offended in some way by "That Man" with a purple coat may i inform you that in fact he is'nt a naughty flasher but a patient who as warts on is willy and continues to open his gown in order for the Doctor to get a good look at them so he can treat him correctly.

I do hope this clears the matter up, and the warts as well.

Essef:roflmao:

Knock knock- who's there?
Several newbie post-clockers looking for downloads.
Slam!!

ant1 said:

OHHHH MY GOD you all ways get one fault picking spell checking do-gooder well done your yellow star is on the way lol

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I belive the word you're looking for is always

kouvos said:

whatever do you mean :O

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Nearly there

manic01 said:

Nearly there

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No he's not

VectorZ said:

I belive the word you're looking for is always

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Better than my I phone for spell checking well done top of the class

ant1 said:

Better than my I phone for spell checking well done top of the class

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Errrm............iphone

Sorry I couldn't resist, well it is a joke section

How to catch a polar bear
First cut a hole in the ice then put frozen peas around the edge of the hole, sit back and wait
When the polar bear comes for a pea you run up and kick him in the icehole