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A blonde decides to do something wild she hasn't done before, so she sets out to rent her first X-rated adult video.
She goes to the video store and after looking around for a while selects a title that sounds very stimulating.
She drives home, lights some scented candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR. To her disappointment, there's nothing but static on the screen.
She got so mad and called the video store to complain.
Blonde: "I just rented an adult movie from you and there's nothing on the tape, but static."
Store Clerk: "Sorry about that. We've had problems with some of those tapes. Which title did you rent?"
Blonde: "It's called, Head Cleaner."
 
A blonde decides to do something wild she hasn't done before, so she sets out to rent her first X-rated adult video.
She goes to the video store and after looking around for a while selects a title that sounds very stimulating.
She drives home, lights some scented candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR. To her disappointment, there's nothing but static on the screen.
She got so mad and called the video store to complain.
Blonde: "I just rented an adult movie from you and there's nothing on the tape, but static."
Store Clerk: "Sorry about that. We've had problems with some of those tapes. Which title did you rent?"
Blonde: "It's called, Head Cleaner."

I have watched that film before it's in black and white. Oddly enough Head cleaner 2 is a little better but the endings are always the same. I rented what looked like a good video last week it was called Bald and barely legal. I couldn't wait to get home shut the curtains and watch it. It turned out to be a film on tyres and road safety. I watched a film last night about some fat bloke masturbating in a dark room it was a bit shite really. I then realised I had forgot to turn the TV on. :)
 
I have watched that film before it's in black and white. Oddly enough Head cleaner 2 is a little better but the endings are always the same. I rented what looked like a good video last week it was called Bald and barely legal. I couldn't wait to get home shut the curtains and watch it. It turned out to be a film on tyres and road safety. I watched a film last night about some fat bloke masturbating in a dark room it was a bit shite really. I then realised I had forgot to turn the TV on. :)

L o l!!!!!
 
Old one but funny,
[video=youtube_share;UQjNrVlpp8g]http://youtu.be/UQjNrVlpp8g[/video]
 
I made i blue movie once, got paint all over the front room n mi mam went mad n mi dad said >>>>
"oh you,ve found ya way back then !" :hubbahubba:

Essef
 
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