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This may be old but good if you have never read it.


Dear Sir,



I am writing in response to your request for additional information in Block 3 of the accident report form.

I put "Poor planning" as the cause of my accident.

You asked for a fuller explanation and I trust the following details will be sufficient:



I am a bricklayer by trade. On the day of the accident, I was working alone on the roof of a new six-story

building.

When I completed my work, I found I had some bricks left over, which, when weighed later were found to

be slightly in excess of 500lbs.

Rather than carry the bricks down by hand, I decided to lower them in a barrel by using a pulley, which was

attached to the side of the building on the sixth floor.


Securing the rope at ground level, I went up to the roof, swung the barrel out and loaded the bricks into

it.


Then I went down and untied the rope, holding it tightly to ensure a slow descent of the bricks.

You will note in Block 11 of the accident report form that I weigh 135lbs.



Due to my surprise at being jerked off the ground so suddenly, I lost my presence of mind and forgot to

let go of the rope.

Needless to say, I proceeded at a rapid rate up the side of the building.

In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel which was now proceeding downward at an equally

impressive speed.

This explains the fractured skull, minor abrasions, the broken collarbone, as listed in section 3 of the

accident report form.

Slowed only slightly, I continued my rapid ascent, not stopping until the fingers of my right hand were two

knuckles deep into the pulley.

Fortunately, by this time I had regained my presence of mind and was able to hold tightly to the rope, in

spite of the excruciating pain I was now beginning to experience.

At approximately the same time, however, the barrel of bricks hit the ground and the bottom fell out of the

barrel.

Now devoid of the weight of the bricks, that barrel weighed approximately 50lbs.

I refer you again to my weight.



As you might imagine, I began a rapid descent, down the side of the building. In the vicinity of the third

floor, I met the barrel coming up.

This accounts for the two fractured ankles, broken tooth and severe lacerations of my legs and lower body.

Here my luck began to change slightly.


The encounter with the barrel seemed to slow me enough to lessen my injuries

when I fell into the pile of bricks and fortunately only three vertebrae were cracked.

I am sorry to report, however, as I lay there on the pile of bricks, in pain, unable to move, I again lost my

composure and presence of mind and let go of the rope and I lay there watching the empty barrel begin its

journey back down onto me.

This explains the two broken legs.



I hope this answers your inquiry.
 
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