Little Johnny

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Teacher asks kids about their Dad's jobs.

Mary says "my Dad is a lawyer, he puts bad people in prison".

Jack says "my Dad is a doctor, he makes sick people better".

Johnny says "my Dad is dead" Teacher asks "well what did he do before he died?"

Johnny replies "He turned blue and sh*t on the carpet!"
 
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