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I was looking at some of our Adult Jokes as they are very popular to guests and thought it would be fun to run a small competition, and maybe invite guests to join and post their funny adult / sex jokes.
Register here ---> Register
So each month the best adult sex joke posted in this thread will win £10, The VIP Members will decide in the VIP room who wins!
This Competition is open to EVERYONE!
RePosts Jokes will not count! the vote starts on the 31 of each month!
4 Jokes per Month, Per user!
Here is one Adult Joke (repost sorry) I found in an old thread that I thought was funny
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A small white guy goes into an elevator, when he gets in he notices a huge black dude standing next to him. The big black dude looks down upon the small white guy and says: "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch tomato, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, Turner Brown" The small white guy faints!!
The big black dude picks up the small white guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small white guy. "What's wrong?". The small white guy says; "Excuse me but what did you say?". The big black dude looks down and says "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch tomato, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, my name is Turner Brown." The small white guy says, "Thank god, I thought you said 'Turn around.
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WINNERS!!
July 2013 - @die5el - https://www.digitalworldz.co.uk/index.php?threads/373390/#post2327412
Good Luck.
Mick
Register here ---> Register
So each month the best adult sex joke posted in this thread will win £10, The VIP Members will decide in the VIP room who wins!
This Competition is open to EVERYONE!
RePosts Jokes will not count! the vote starts on the 31 of each month!
4 Jokes per Month, Per user!
Here is one Adult Joke (repost sorry) I found in an old thread that I thought was funny
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A small white guy goes into an elevator, when he gets in he notices a huge black dude standing next to him. The big black dude looks down upon the small white guy and says: "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch tomato, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, Turner Brown" The small white guy faints!!
The big black dude picks up the small white guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small white guy. "What's wrong?". The small white guy says; "Excuse me but what did you say?". The big black dude looks down and says "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch tomato, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, my name is Turner Brown." The small white guy says, "Thank god, I thought you said 'Turn around.
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WINNERS!!
July 2013 - @die5el - https://www.digitalworldz.co.uk/index.php?threads/373390/#post2327412
Good Luck.
Mick
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