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    Re: Best Adult / Sex Jokes - Funny Sexy Joke COMPETITION (Adults Only)

    My mate called me this morning after his new girlfriend stayed the night for the first time.

    Mate: Goldy, I was going to knock our lass up something nice for breakfast but need your help.

    Goldy: Erm, it's 6:45 mate.. What the funk!

    Mate: I know I am sorry, but I really want to make an effort...

    Goldy: Shitting hell... Ok I will try. What did you have in mind..

    Mate: Some nice Orange Juice and all the rest but I wanted to make an effort with the main event, a Lettuce Platter!

    Goldy: Hang on a minute, you call me at 6:45 in the AM to ask me how to knock up a ****ing lettuce platter!

    Mate: Erm.. Yeah? I was thinking Cos, Iceburg and the likes?

    Goldy: A ****ING LETTUCE PLATTER FOR BREAKFAST!?!

    Mate: Yeah, I thought it would be nice as she probably eats like one too!

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    Worth a listen


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    The wife of Bill Gates said to him after their first night together:

    "Oh I see! why your corporation is named as Microsoft."

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    What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
    The hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

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    Anyone for Chicken McNuggets

    Chicken McNuggets CHIMPOUT - YouTube

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