Christmas Story Time

Once upon a time Bronto and his elfish little friend Rat went shopping they bought suspenders and cheap sherry. Digidude's party was by invitation only. Tarts and Vicars and Little Bo Peep were the costumes, but only if you wear wellies filled with Jelly. They filled their pockets full of belly button fluff, stolen from a chav with lovely big mince pies. When all of a sudden the police arrived and squirted lots of negative Karma or maybe Korma over his enormous and delightful chin. An arresting moment could produce opportunities for seven dwarves to create a bath full of lubrication ready for snow white and the abominable snowman.

With temperatures falling, frozen testicles was how city looked with great passion fruit coulis and sweet mulled wine in a lobster thermidor with tinsel ecclesiastical collar, mincing along to Abba when suddenly Mick started dancing merrily, under the mistletoe with Louie Spence holding soft padded bra and panties.

Louie was holding a vibrating truncheon against Dutcho's ring while Exos brandished a massive purple pimple on his pulsing, sweat laden, forehead. He gently caressed his bulging iridescent safety jacket, which caused his

Once upon a time Bronto and his elfish little friend Rat went shopping they bought suspenders and cheap sherry. Digidude's party was by invitation only. Tarts and Vicars and Little Bo Peep were the costumes, but only if you wear wellies filled with Jelly. They filled their pockets full of belly button fluff, stolen from a chav with lovely big mince pies. When all of a sudden the police arrived and squirted lots of negative Karma or maybe Korma over his enormous and delightful chin. An arresting moment could produce opportunities for seven dwarves to create a bath full of lubrication ready for snow white and the abominable snowman.

With temperatures falling, frozen testicles was how city looked with great passion fruit coulis and sweet mulled wine in a lobster thermidor with tinsel ecclesiastical collar, mincing along to Abba when suddenly Mick started dancing merrily, under the mistletoe with Louie Spence holding soft padded bra and panties.

Louie was holding a vibrating truncheon against Dutcho's ring while Exos brandished a massive purple pimple on his pulsing, sweat laden, forehead. He gently caressed his bulging iridescent safety jacket, which caused his pants to fall

Once upon a time Bronto and his elfish little friend Rat went shopping they bought suspenders and cheap sherry. Digidude's party was by invitation only. Tarts and Vicars and Little Bo Peep were the costumes, but only if you wear wellies filled with Jelly. They filled their pockets full of belly button fluff, stolen from a chav with lovely big mince pies. When all of a sudden the police arrived and squirted lots of negative Karma or maybe Korma over his enormous and delightful chin. An arresting moment could produce opportunities for seven dwarves to create a bath full of lubrication ready for snow white and the abominable snowman.

With temperatures falling, frozen testicles was how city looked with great passion fruit coulis and sweet mulled wine in a lobster thermidor with tinsel ecclesiastical collar, mincing along to Abba when suddenly Mick started dancing merrily, under the mistletoe with Louie Spence holding soft padded bra and panties.

Louie was holding a vibrating truncheon against Dutcho's ring while Exos brandished a massive purple pimple on his pulsing, sweat laden, forehead. He gently caressed his bulging iridescent safety jacket, which caused his pants to fall down. Louie squealed

Once upon a time Bronto and his elfish little friend Rat went shopping they bought suspenders and cheap sherry. Digidude's party was by invitation only. Tarts and Vicars and Little Bo Peep were the costumes, but only if you wear wellies filled with Jelly. They filled their pockets full of belly button fluff, stolen from a chav with lovely big mince pies. When all of a sudden the police arrived and squirted lots of negative Karma or maybe Korma over his enormous and delightful chin. An arresting moment could produce opportunities for seven dwarves to create a bath full of lubrication ready for snow white and the abominable snowman.

With temperatures falling, frozen testicles was how city looked with great passion fruit coulis and sweet mulled wine in a lobster thermidor with tinsel ecclesiastical collar, mincing along to Abba when suddenly Mick started dancing merrily, under the mistletoe with Louie Spence holding soft padded bra and panties.

Louie was holding a vibrating truncheon against Dutcho's ring while Exos brandished a massive purple pimple on his pulsing, sweat laden, forehead. He gently caressed his bulging iridescent safety jacket, which caused his pants to fall down. Louie squealed what a site

Once upon a time Bronto and his elfish little friend Rat went shopping they bought suspenders and cheap sherry. Digidude's party was by invitation only. Tarts and Vicars and Little Bo Peep were the costumes, but only if you wear wellies filled with Jelly. They filled their pockets full of belly button fluff, stolen from a chav with lovely big mince pies. When all of a sudden the police arrived and squirted lots of negative Karma or maybe Korma over his enormous and delightful chin. An arresting moment could produce opportunities for seven dwarves to create a bath full of lubrication ready for snow white and the abominable snowman.

With temperatures falling, frozen testicles was how city looked with great passion fruit coulis and sweet mulled wine in a lobster thermidor with tinsel ecclesiastical collar, mincing along to Abba when suddenly Mick started dancing merrily, under the mistletoe with Louie Spence holding soft padded bra and panties.

Louie was holding a vibrating truncheon against Dutcho's ring while Exos brandished a massive purple pimple on his pulsing, sweat laden, forehead. He gently caressed his bulging iridescent safety jacket, which caused his pants to fall down. Louie squealed what a site and pulled out

Once upon a time Bronto and his elfish little friend Rat went shopping they bought suspenders and cheap sherry. Digidude's party was by invitation only. Tarts and Vicars and Little Bo Peep were the costumes, but only if you wear wellies filled with Jelly. They filled their pockets full of belly button fluff, stolen from a chav with lovely big mince pies. When all of a sudden the police arrived and squirted lots of negative Karma or maybe Korma over his enormous and delightful chin. An arresting moment could produce opportunities for seven dwarves to create a bath full of lubrication ready for snow white and the abominable snowman.

With temperatures falling, frozen testicles was how city looked with great passion fruit coulis and sweet mulled wine in a lobster thermidor with tinsel ecclesiastical collar, mincing along to Abba when suddenly Mick started dancing merrily, under the mistletoe with Louie Spence holding soft padded bra and panties.

Louie was holding a vibrating truncheon against Dutcho's ring while Exos brandished a massive purple pimple on his pulsing, sweat laden, forehead. He gently caressed his bulging iridescent safety jacket, which caused his pants to fall down. Louie squealed what a site and pulled out his large cracker

Once upon a time Bronto and his elfish little friend Rat went shopping they bought suspenders and cheap sherry. Digidude's party was by invitation only. Tarts and Vicars and Little Bo Peep were the costumes, but only if you wear wellies filled with Jelly. They filled their pockets full of belly button fluff, stolen from a chav with lovely big mince pies. When all of a sudden the police arrived and squirted lots of negative Karma or maybe Korma over his enormous and delightful chin. An arresting moment could produce opportunities for seven dwarves to create a bath full of lubrication ready for snow white and the abominable snowman.

With temperatures falling, frozen testicles was how city looked with great passion fruit coulis and sweet mulled wine in a lobster thermidor with tinsel ecclesiastical collar, mincing along to Abba when suddenly Mick started dancing merrily, under the mistletoe with Louie Spence holding soft padded bra and panties.

Louie was holding a vibrating truncheon against Dutcho's ring while Exos brandished a massive purple pimple on his pulsing, sweat laden, forehead. He gently caressed his bulging iridescent safety jacket, which caused his pants to fall down. Louie squealed "what a sight!" and pulled out his large cracker, which went off

Once upon a time Bronto and his elfish little friend Rat went shopping they bought suspenders and cheap sherry. Digidude's party was by invitation only. Tarts and Vicars and Little Bo Peep were the costumes, but only if you wear wellies filled with Jelly. They filled their pockets full of belly button fluff, stolen from a chav with lovely big mince pies. When all of a sudden the police arrived and squirted lots of negative Karma or maybe Korma over his enormous and delightful chin. An arresting moment could produce opportunities for seven dwarves to create a bath full of lubrication ready for snow white and the abominable snowman.

With temperatures falling, frozen testicles was how city looked with great passion fruit coulis and sweet mulled wine in a lobster thermidor with tinsel ecclesiastical collar, mincing along to Abba when suddenly Mick started dancing merrily, under the mistletoe with Louie Spence holding soft padded bra and panties.

Louie was holding a vibrating truncheon against Dutcho's ring while Exos brandished a massive purple pimple on his pulsing, sweat laden, forehead. He gently caressed his bulging iridescent safety jacket, which caused his pants to fall down. Louie squealed "what a sight!" and pulled out his large cracker, which went off quickly all over

Once upon a time Bronto and his elfish little friend Rat went shopping they bought suspenders and cheap sherry. Digidude's party was by invitation only. Tarts and Vicars and Little Bo Peep were the costumes, but only if you wear wellies filled with Jelly. They filled their pockets full of belly button fluff, stolen from a chav with lovely big mince pies. When all of a sudden the police arrived and squirted lots of negative Karma or maybe Korma over his enormous and delightful chin. An arresting moment could produce opportunities for seven dwarves to create a bath full of lubrication ready for snow white and the abominable snowman.

With temperatures falling, frozen testicles was how city looked with great passion fruit coulis and sweet mulled wine in a lobster thermidor with tinsel ecclesiastical collar, mincing along to Abba when suddenly Mick started dancing merrily, under the mistletoe with Louie Spence holding soft padded bra and panties.

Louie was holding a vibrating truncheon against Dutcho's ring while Exos brandished a massive purple pimple on his pulsing, sweat laden, forehead. He gently caressed his bulging iridescent safety jacket, which caused his pants to fall down. Louie squealed "what a sight!" and pulled out his large cracker, which went off quickly all over the local vicar

Once upon a time Bronto and his elfish little friend Rat went shopping they bought suspenders and cheap sherry. Digidude's party was by invitation only. Tarts and Vicars and Little Bo Peep were the costumes, but only if you wear wellies filled with Jelly. They filled their pockets full of belly button fluff, stolen from a chav with lovely big mince pies. When all of a sudden the police arrived and squirted lots of negative Karma or maybe Korma over his enormous and delightful chin. An arresting moment could produce opportunities for seven dwarves to create a bath full of lubrication ready for snow white and the abominable snowman.

With temperatures falling, frozen testicles was how city looked with great passion fruit coulis and sweet mulled wine in a lobster thermidor with tinsel ecclesiastical collar, mincing along to Abba when suddenly Mick started dancing merrily, under the mistletoe with Louie Spence holding soft padded bra and panties.

Louie was holding a vibrating truncheon against Dutcho's ring while Exos brandished a massive purple pimple on his pulsing, sweat laden, forehead. He gently caressed his bulging iridescent safety jacket, which caused his pants to fall down. Louie squealed "what a sight!" and pulled out his large cracker, which went off quickly all over the local vicar. "Oh Dear!" exclaimed

Once upon a time Bronto and his elfish little friend Rat went shopping they bought suspenders and cheap sherry. Digidude's party was by invitation only. Tarts and Vicars and Little Bo Peep were the costumes, but only if you wear wellies filled with Jelly. They filled their pockets full of belly button fluff, stolen from a chav with lovely big mince pies. When all of a sudden the police arrived and squirted lots of negative Karma or maybe Korma over his enormous and delightful chin. An arresting moment could produce opportunities for seven dwarves to create a bath full of lubrication ready for snow white and the abominable snowman.

With temperatures falling, frozen testicles was how city looked with great passion fruit coulis and sweet mulled wine in a lobster thermidor with tinsel ecclesiastical collar, mincing along to Abba when suddenly Mick started dancing merrily, under the mistletoe with Louie Spence holding soft padded bra and panties.

Louie was holding a vibrating truncheon against Dutcho's ring while Exos brandished a massive purple pimple on his pulsing, sweat laden, forehead. He gently caressed his bulging iridescent safety jacket, which caused his pants to fall down. Louie squealed "what a sight!" and pulled out his large cracker, which went off quickly all over the local vicar. "Oh Dear!" exclaimed Santa , as he

Once upon a time Bronto and his elfish little friend Rat went shopping they bought suspenders and cheap sherry. Digidude's party was by invitation only. Tarts and Vicars and Little Bo Peep were the costumes, but only if you wear wellies filled with Jelly. They filled their pockets full of belly button fluff, stolen from a chav with lovely big mince pies. When all of a sudden the police arrived and squirted lots of negative Karma or maybe Korma over his enormous and delightful chin. An arresting moment could produce opportunities for seven dwarves to create a bath full of lubrication ready for snow white and the abominable snowman.

With temperatures falling, frozen testicles was how city looked with great passion fruit coulis and sweet mulled wine in a lobster thermidor with tinsel ecclesiastical collar, mincing along to Abba when suddenly Mick started dancing merrily, under the mistletoe with Louie Spence holding soft padded bra and panties.

Louie was holding a vibrating truncheon against Dutcho's ring while Exos brandished a massive purple pimple on his pulsing, sweat laden, forehead. He gently caressed his bulging iridescent safety jacket, which caused his pants to fall down. Louie squealed "what a sight!" and pulled out his large cracker, which went off quickly all over the local vicar. "Oh Dear!" exclaimed Santa , as he felt his sack

Once upon a time Bronto and his elfish little friend Rat went shopping they bought suspenders and cheap sherry. Digidude's party was by invitation only. Tarts and Vicars and Little Bo Peep were the costumes, but only if you wear wellies filled with Jelly. They filled their pockets full of belly button fluff, stolen from a chav with lovely big mince pies. When all of a sudden the police arrived and squirted lots of negative Karma or maybe Korma over his enormous and delightful chin. An arresting moment could produce opportunities for seven dwarves to create a bath full of lubrication ready for snow white and the abominable snowman.

With temperatures falling, frozen testicles was how city looked with great passion fruit coulis and sweet mulled wine in a lobster thermidor with tinsel ecclesiastical collar, mincing along to Abba when suddenly Mick started dancing merrily, under the mistletoe with Louie Spence holding soft padded bra and panties.

Louie was holding a vibrating truncheon against Dutcho's ring while Exos brandished a massive purple pimple on his pulsing, sweat laden, forehead. He gently caressed his bulging iridescent safety jacket, which caused his pants to fall down. Louie squealed "what a sight!" and pulled out his large cracker, which went off quickly all over the local vicar. "Oh Dear!" exclaimed Santa , as he felt his sack go all moist

Once upon a time Bronto and his elfish little friend Rat went shopping they bought suspenders and cheap sherry. Digidude's party was by invitation only. Tarts and Vicars and Little Bo Peep were the costumes, but only if you wear wellies filled with Jelly. They filled their pockets full of belly button fluff, stolen from a chav with lovely big mince pies. When all of a sudden the police arrived and squirted lots of negative Karma or maybe Korma over his enormous and delightful chin. An arresting moment could produce opportunities for seven dwarves to create a bath full of lubrication ready for snow white and the abominable snowman.

With temperatures falling, frozen testicles was how city looked with great passion fruit coulis and sweet mulled wine in a lobster thermidor with tinsel ecclesiastical collar, mincing along to Abba when suddenly Mick started dancing merrily, under the mistletoe with Louie Spence holding soft padded bra and panties.

Louie was holding a vibrating truncheon against Dutcho's ring while Exos brandished a massive purple pimple on his pulsing, sweat laden, forehead. He gently caressed his bulging iridescent safety jacket, which caused his pants to fall down. Louie squealed "what a sight!" and pulled out his large cracker, which went off quickly all over the local vicar. "Oh Dear!" exclaimed Santa , as he felt his sack go all moist. He'd dropped his

Once upon a time Bronto and his elfish little friend Rat went shopping they bought suspenders and cheap sherry. Digidude's party was by invitation only. Tarts and Vicars and Little Bo Peep were the costumes, but only if you wear wellies filled with Jelly. They filled their pockets full of belly button fluff, stolen from a chav with lovely big mince pies. When all of a sudden the police arrived and squirted lots of negative Karma or maybe Korma over his enormous and delightful chin. An arresting moment could produce opportunities for seven dwarves to create a bath full of lubrication ready for snow white and the abominable snowman.

With temperatures falling, frozen testicles was how city looked with great passion fruit coulis and sweet mulled wine in a lobster thermidor with tinsel ecclesiastical collar, mincing along to Abba when suddenly Mick started dancing merrily, under the mistletoe with Louie Spence holding soft padded bra and panties.

Louie was holding a vibrating truncheon against Dutcho's ring while Exos brandished a massive purple pimple on his pulsing, sweat laden, forehead. He gently caressed his bulging iridescent safety jacket, which caused his pants to fall down. Louie squealed "what a sight!" and pulled out his large cracker, which went off quickly all over the local vicar. "Oh Dear!" exclaimed Santa , as he felt his sack go all moist. He'd dropped his fairy in surprise

Once upon a time Bronto and his elfish little friend Rat went shopping they bought suspenders and cheap sherry. Digidude's party was by invitation only. Tarts and Vicars and Little Bo Peep were the costumes, but only if you wear wellies filled with Jelly. They filled their pockets full of belly button fluff, stolen from a chav with lovely big mince pies. When all of a sudden the police arrived and squirted lots of negative Karma or maybe Korma over his enormous and delightful chin. An arresting moment could produce opportunities for seven dwarves to create a bath full of lubrication ready for snow white and the abominable snowman.

With temperatures falling, frozen testicles was how city looked with great passion fruit coulis and sweet mulled wine in a lobster thermidor with tinsel ecclesiastical collar, mincing along to Abba when suddenly Mick started dancing merrily, under the mistletoe with Louie Spence holding soft padded bra and panties.

Louie was holding a vibrating truncheon against Dutcho's ring while Exos brandished a massive purple pimple on his pulsing, sweat laden, forehead. He gently caressed his bulging iridescent safety jacket, which caused his pants to fall down. Louie squealed "what a sight!" and pulled out his large cracker, which went off quickly all over the local vicar. "Oh Dear!" exclaimed Santa , as he felt his sack go all moist. He'd dropped his fairy in surprise, and bent over

Once upon a time Bronto and his elfish little friend Rat went shopping they bought suspenders and cheap sherry. Digidude's party was by invitation only. Tarts and Vicars and Little Bo Peep were the costumes, but only if you wear wellies filled with Jelly. They filled their pockets full of belly button fluff, stolen from a chav with lovely big mince pies. When all of a sudden the police arrived and squirted lots of negative Karma or maybe Korma over his enormous and delightful chin. An arresting moment could produce opportunities for seven dwarves to create a bath full of lubrication ready for snow white and the abominable snowman.

With temperatures falling, frozen testicles was how city looked with great passion fruit coulis and sweet mulled wine in a lobster thermidor with tinsel ecclesiastical collar, mincing along to Abba when suddenly Mick started dancing merrily, under the mistletoe with Louie Spence holding soft padded bra and panties.

Louie was holding a vibrating truncheon against Dutcho's ring while Exos brandished a massive purple pimple on his pulsing, sweat laden, forehead. He gently caressed his bulging iridescent safety jacket, which caused his pants to fall down. Louie squealed "what a sight!" and pulled out his large cracker, which went off quickly all over the local vicar. "Oh Dear!" exclaimed Santa , as he felt his sack go all moist. He'd dropped his fairy in surprise, and bent over in full expectation

Once upon a time Bronto and his elfish little friend Rat went shopping they bought suspenders and cheap sherry. Digidude's party was by invitation only. Tarts and Vicars and Little Bo Peep were the costumes, but only if you wear wellies filled with Jelly. They filled their pockets full of belly button fluff, stolen from a chav with lovely big mince pies. When all of a sudden the police arrived and squirted lots of negative Karma or maybe Korma over his enormous and delightful chin. An arresting moment could produce opportunities for seven dwarves to create a bath full of lubrication ready for snow white and the abominable snowman.

With temperatures falling, frozen testicles was how city looked with great passion fruit coulis and sweet mulled wine in a lobster thermidor with tinsel ecclesiastical collar, mincing along to Abba when suddenly Mick started dancing merrily, under the mistletoe with Louie Spence holding soft padded bra and panties.

Louie was holding a vibrating truncheon against Dutcho's ring while Exos brandished a massive purple pimple on his pulsing, sweat laden, forehead. He gently caressed his bulging iridescent safety jacket, which caused his pants to fall down. Louie squealed "what a sight!" and pulled out his large cracker, which went off quickly all over the local vicar. "Oh Dear!" exclaimed Santa , as he felt his sack go all moist. He'd dropped his fairy in surprise, and bent over in full expectation of a good

Once upon a time Bronto and his elfish little friend Rat went shopping they bought suspenders and cheap sherry. Digidude's party was by invitation only. Tarts and Vicars and Little Bo Peep were the costumes, but only if you wear wellies filled with Jelly. They filled their pockets full of belly button fluff, stolen from a chav with lovely big mince pies. When all of a sudden the police arrived and squirted lots of negative Karma or maybe Korma over his enormous and delightful chin. An arresting moment could produce opportunities for seven dwarves to create a bath full of lubrication ready for snow white and the abominable snowman.

With temperatures falling, frozen testicles was how city looked with great passion fruit coulis and sweet mulled wine in a lobster thermidor with tinsel ecclesiastical collar, mincing along to Abba when suddenly Mick started dancing merrily, under the mistletoe with Louie Spence holding soft padded bra and panties.

Louie was holding a vibrating truncheon against Dutcho's ring while Exos brandished a massive purple pimple on his pulsing, sweat laden, forehead. He gently caressed his bulging iridescent safety jacket, which caused his pants to fall down. Louie squealed "what a sight!" and pulled out his large cracker, which went off quickly all over the local vicar. "Oh Dear!" exclaimed Santa , as he felt his sack go all moist. He'd dropped his fairy in surprise, and bent over in full expectation of a good game of leapfrog.

Once upon a time Bronto and his elfish little friend Rat went shopping they bought suspenders and cheap sherry. Digidude's party was by invitation only. Tarts and Vicars and Little Bo Peep were the costumes, but only if you wear wellies filled with Jelly. They filled their pockets full of belly button fluff, stolen from a chav with lovely big mince pies. When all of a sudden the police arrived and squirted lots of negative Karma or maybe Korma over his enormous and delightful chin. An arresting moment could produce opportunities for seven dwarves to create a bath full of lubrication ready for snow white and the abominable snowman.

With temperatures falling, frozen testicles was how city looked with great passion fruit coulis and sweet mulled wine in a lobster thermidor with tinsel ecclesiastical collar, mincing along to Abba when suddenly Mick started dancing merrily, under the mistletoe with Louie Spence holding soft padded bra and panties.

Louie was holding a vibrating truncheon against Dutcho's ring while Exos brandished a massive purple pimple on his pulsing, sweat laden, forehead. He gently caressed his bulging iridescent safety jacket, which caused his pants to fall down. Louie squealed "what a sight!" and pulled out his large cracker, which went off quickly all over the local vicar. "Oh Dear!" exclaimed Santa , as he felt his sack go all moist. He'd dropped his fairy in surprise, and bent over in full expectation of a good game of leapfrog.

The game was