I walked up to a fat chick sat at the bar, alone.
"I've been watching you all night" I winked, "And I have to say, I'm impressed."
"Really?" she giggled.
"Oh yes," I replied. "Not many people can eat 34 bags of cheese and onion crisps in one sitting."
"I've been watching you all night" I winked, "And I have to say, I'm impressed."
"Really?" she giggled.
"Oh yes," I replied. "Not many people can eat 34 bags of cheese and onion crisps in one sitting."