I was sitting on a bus

speedy1234

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I was sitting on a bus behind a mother and her young son. Her boy kept looking around and pulling funny faces at me.
After a few minutes, I tired of his antics, so I said, "When I was a young boy, my mother told me that if I made a ugly face and the wind changed, I'd stay that way."

The little **** replied,
"Well, you can't say you weren't fecking warned."
 
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