die5el
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> Russian and an Irish wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic
> gold medal. Before the final match, the Irish wrestler's
> trainer came to him and said 'Now, don't forget all the
> research we've done on this Russian. He's never lost a match
> because of this 'pretzel' hold he has. Whatever you do, do not
> let him get you in that hold! If he does, you're
> finished.'
>
> The Irishman nodded in
> acknowledgment.
>
>
> As the match started, the Irishman and
> the Russian circled each other several times, looking for an
> opening. All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the
> Irishman and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold. A
> sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the
> trainer buried his face in his hands, for he knew all was lost.. He
> couldn't watch the inevitable
> happen.
>
>
> Suddenly, there was a Long, High Pitched Scream,
> then a cheer from the crowd and the trainer raised his eyes
> just in time to watch the Russian go flying up in the air. His back
> hit the mat with a thud and the Irishman collapsed on top of
> him, making the pin and winning the
> match.
>
>
> The trainer was astounded. When he finally got his
> wrestler alone, he asked 'How did you ever get out of that
> hold? No one has ever done it before!'
>
>
> The wrestler
> answered 'Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in that hold
> but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this pair
> of testicles right in front of my face. I had nothing to
> lose so with my last ounce of strength, I stretched out my neck and
> bit those babies just as hard as I could.'
>
>
> The
> trainer exclaimed 'That's what finished him off?'
>
> 'Not really. You'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your
> own nuts
> gold medal. Before the final match, the Irish wrestler's
> trainer came to him and said 'Now, don't forget all the
> research we've done on this Russian. He's never lost a match
> because of this 'pretzel' hold he has. Whatever you do, do not
> let him get you in that hold! If he does, you're
> finished.'
>
> The Irishman nodded in
> acknowledgment.
>
>
> As the match started, the Irishman and
> the Russian circled each other several times, looking for an
> opening. All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the
> Irishman and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold. A
> sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the
> trainer buried his face in his hands, for he knew all was lost.. He
> couldn't watch the inevitable
> happen.
>
>
> Suddenly, there was a Long, High Pitched Scream,
> then a cheer from the crowd and the trainer raised his eyes
> just in time to watch the Russian go flying up in the air. His back
> hit the mat with a thud and the Irishman collapsed on top of
> him, making the pin and winning the
> match.
>
>
> The trainer was astounded. When he finally got his
> wrestler alone, he asked 'How did you ever get out of that
> hold? No one has ever done it before!'
>
>
> The wrestler
> answered 'Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in that hold
> but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this pair
> of testicles right in front of my face. I had nothing to
> lose so with my last ounce of strength, I stretched out my neck and
> bit those babies just as hard as I could.'
>
>
> The
> trainer exclaimed 'That's what finished him off?'
>
> 'Not really. You'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your
> own nuts
