8th April 2010, 16:41 #1
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Man on a Motorbike
A man was riding his motorbike along a California beach when suddenly in a booming voice God said,"because you've been faithful to me in all ways,i'll grant you 1 wish."Build me a bridge to Hawaii,"said the man.God said,"it's an enormous undertaking to build over an ocean,it would use up all the steel and concrete in the world,i can do it,but it's hard to justify.Is there anything else i can do to help mankind?".The man thought for a while and then said,"I wish all men could understand women,i want to know what she's thinking when i get the silent treatment;why she cries;what she means when she says nothing's wrong and how i can make her truly happy?!"
God replies,"You want 2 lanes or 4 on that bridge?!"
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