sneakypete
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Three men were discussing ageing at the nursing home. "60 is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. "You always feel like you need a pee and most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out."
"Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're 70, you can't even poo anymore. You take laxatives, and sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"
"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old.
"No, not really. I pee every morning at 6am " said the 80-year-old.
"Do you have trouble pooing?" asked the 70-year-old. "No, I poo every morning at 6:30am." the older man responded.
"Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6 and poo every morning at 6:30. So what's so tough about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7 "
"Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're 70, you can't even poo anymore. You take laxatives, and sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"
"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old.
"No, not really. I pee every morning at 6am " said the 80-year-old.
"Do you have trouble pooing?" asked the 70-year-old. "No, I poo every morning at 6:30am." the older man responded.
"Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6 and poo every morning at 6:30. So what's so tough about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7 "
