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„« A man is waiting for wife to give birth.
>
> The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without
> torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head!
>
> But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love
> and compassion. After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his
> first drink.
>
> Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him
> and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the
> bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in
> disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.
>
> Swoooop! A torso pops out!
>
> The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father,
> shocked, begs his son to drink again.
>
> The patrons chant "Take another drink"!
>
> The bartender still shakes his head in dismay.
>
> Swoooop! Two arms pops out.
>
> The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to
> drink again.
>
> The patrons chant "Take another drink"!
>
> The bartender ignores the whole affair.
>
> By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches
> down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it.
>
> Swoooop! Two legs pop out.
>
> The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully
> thanks God.
>
> The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left....then to
> the right.... right through the front door, into the street, where a
> truck runs over him and kills him instantly. The bar falls silent.
>
> The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and says..
>

> "He should have quit while he was a head!"
 
i dont know if this is a record but I HATE
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ON A SUNDAY MORNING
maybe this should be in the rant room?
feck it im going back to ma wee room
 
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