Beer/Cider dilemma

Would you drink a bottle of beer/cider if you thought there might be glass in it???

  • Hell yeah, it was my own fault, live by the sword die by the bottle

    Votes: 4 25.0%

  • No way, glass my a$$, lifes too short will make do with something else

    Votes: 5 31.3%

  • I'm going to drink it, after i have sieved it several times to be safe.

    Votes: 4 25.0%

  • Bin it, blame the missus for not keeping stocks up, have nothing.

    Votes: 3 18.8%
  • Total voters
    16
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Just went to get a couple of bottles of cider out of the garage, to find out only one was left.

Pretty gutted as don't fancy going out to get some more. I have other stuff but was looking forward to some ciders.

Brings my last one in, already have some ice sitting in the glass, flips the lid off with the bottle opener and the top of the bottle crumbles. (Probably caught it myself with the opener.) Picked off a few shards from around the rim.

Poured it into the glass keeping an eye out for any missed bits, took a little sip and a slither of ice touched my lips and now thinking this is going to be hard to drink as i thought it was glass.
 
oooh the paranoia!

Have you got a tea strainer or a sieve that you could filter it with?

You really don't want glass in your digestinve tract.
 
lagigolo said:
Just went to get a couple of bottles of cider out of the garage, to find out only one was left.

Pretty gutted as don't fancy going out to get some more. I have other stuff but was looking forward to some ciders.

Brings my last one in, already have some ice sitting in the glass, flips the lid off with the bottle opener and the top of the bottle crumbles. (Probably caught it myself with the opener.) Picked off a few shards from around the rim.

Poured it into the glass keeping an eye out for any missed bits, took a little sip and a slither of ice touched my lips and now thinking this is going to be hard to drink as i thought it was glass.
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well long time ago my m8 drank out of a bottle and drank all + glass ripped his gut 3 opps later still gets bother i would not drink or when theirs blame and all that lol
 
haven't got a tea strainer, but already had a couple of sips, and its going down mighty well. But your right, the paranoia is definitely there.
 
lagigolo said:
haven't got a tea strainer, but already had a couple of sips, and its going down mighty well. But your right, the paranoia is definitely there.
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your mad what hospital is near lol
 
Mate, bin it if you can't filter it properly.

It's still early, get the wife her shoes and send her to the shops ;)

My mate also ended up in the casualty department after drinking from a broken wine bottle, he ended up vomiting blood as the glass had imbedded in the upper sphincter - upper stomach, not arse, lol
 
i wouldn't touch it myself.....but if the misses has a pair of tights or stockings use them to filter it....not fishnet ones tho they might lets the bits through lol
 
That stuff will kill you mate................. & the shards of glass won't do you much good either!!!!!

Seriously, don't take the chance with the glass. If you can't sieve it till your 100% sure there's no glass it ain't worth the risk. Don't do it!!
HH.
 
Two pieces of kitchen roll as a sieve over a glass, pour, jobs a good un.

I voted life is too short, beause I would crawl on my belly through a mile of tramp poo to get a pint.

So would get of my ass to the nearest offy.
 
mmmmm nice 2 litre of strongbow in a plastic bottle ice cold :proud:
 
lol @ mozr :)

I see no-one has voted to bin it yet ;)

@ Bro, Cider is not Cider unless it's served from a cold GLASS bottle.

Plastic, Pah!

:)
 
I voted to bin it before I saw your post, wasnt so much the binning it but the wife must be blamed for the stocks running down.
 
I know a few guys that would drink it through a shitey cloot, LOL...........that would strain the glass an' all !!!!

Bin it.
 
Well, didn't think of the stockings, i did think of a gusset of a pair of knickers, but thought better of it. Kitchen roll came closest but didn't think about doubling it up.

I drank about half a pint with my lips really tight together, in the end i wasn't enjoying it so did bin it and went without.

Half a pint later i am still here. Looking at all the advice though, don't think i would do it again.
 
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