Your Favourite HEART ATTACK food?

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Let's face it, the worse it is for our health the more we tend to enjoy it!

My favourite saturated fat 'delicacy' is a Doner Calzone Kebab, tonnes of Doner meat and cheese baked inside a folded nan bread, usually served with a portion of fried chips and a few tubs of kebab sauce. :)

Superb taste but OMFG, it's a heart attack in a box.

Love it ;)
 
Has to be the Ulster fry, soda and tatty bread both soak up the fat but its defintely my favorite heart attack food.
 
Got to be the fry-up. Bacon,sausage, eggs, black pudding, fried dumpling and potato scone. You can feel the arteries hardening with every mouthful.

(beans and hash browns have no place in a civilised fry-up)
 
Are you talking about the Scottish fried dumpling mate or the English dumpling ? The Scottish one has deffo got to be a contender for a heart attack
 
Has to be the Ulster fry, soda and tatty bread both soak up the fat but its defintely my favorite heart attack food.

Yummmmm....ye canny beat a good fry up :)

Although I still don't know the difference between an Ulster fry up and a Scottish one :err:

I know what a soda bread is but what is tatty bread, is that what we call in Scotland a 'tatty scone', it's a thin fried scone - usually triangular - made from starchy stuff and potatoes, very tasty :)
 
Got to be the fry-up. Bacon,sausage, eggs, black pudding, fried dumpling and potato scone. You can feel the arteries hardening with every mouthful.

(beans and hash browns have no place in a civilised fry-up)


Got to confess, I'm partial to a portion of beans on my fry-up plate :)
 
I've never tried it, but I can feel my arteries hardening at the very thought of the 1000 calorie "Stonner Kebab".

So called as it's name after a Scottish word for the male state of arousal (Stawner).
It reminds me more of the word used to describe a pot-head.
You'd have to be on something to scoff this down though.

Pork sausage deep fried, wrapped in kebab meat & deep fried again
You have to sign a disclaimer limiting you to one a week due to "severe Health Damage" before you have one.

My last supper of choice, would be a Munch Box.
 
Full monty pizza, full of kebab meat, folded over, dipped in batter and deep fried.....


That and a diet coke :roflmao:
 
My last supper of choice, would be a Munch Box.

Munchy Boxes are uBer popular around here (amongst the under 25's) and they certainly fill u up by they're nothing compared to a Calzone Kebab :)

Feast your eyes on this filth in a box, lol

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A lovley stone oven baked Kobeda and Naan from 'Rusholme Kebab'. In dare I say, Rusholme (Manchester), yumity-yum!
 
That'll be one of these babies, sauce not added...

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that's the fella, have some chilli(which I see lurking in the background of that snap), mayo and mint sauces to hand, and maybe a portion of fries. Also that picture lacks the stone baked onion halves and slices of tomato, and mega cheap, about £2.70, you can even get a double kobeda if you are in 'fat bastard' mode (or highly depressed!), or mix it with a skewer of tikka chicken breast.
 
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that's the fella, have some chilli(which I see lurking in the background of that snap), mayo and mint sauces to hand, and maybe a portion of fries. Also that picture lacks the stone baked onion halves and slices of tomato, and mega cheap, about £2.70, you can even get a double kobeda if you are in 'fat bastard' mode (or highly depressed!), or mix it with a skewer of tikka chicken breast.

Order a few in mate, I'll be down yours in a few hours ;)

They look amazing.
 
I'm slaverin' like a poachers dog just looking at that.

Do they do take-out...I'm in Manchester tomorrow :)

Yep they do takeaway, but takes about 10mns to cook since they get the skewers out of the fridge and cook it infront of you. also, if they have em, ask them to put a few whole Jalapeños on.

Addy:40 Wilmslow Road, Manchester M14 5TQ
tel: 0161 2255757
 
That munchbox looks awesome ,would need a good 6 pint before tackling that bad boy.
I like witchy are into the Calzone although i usually take 2 days to eat but have 2 times a week as i am quite lazy especially being a chef !
 
Yep they do takeaway, but takes about 10mns to cook since they get the skewers out of the fridge and cook it infront of you. also, if they have em, ask them to put a few whole Jalapeños on.

Addy:40 Wilmslow Road, Manchester M14 5TQ
tel: 0161 2255757

You think they Delivery to Glasgow? :err:
 
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