SCHOOL-1945 vs. 2013

trevortron

VIP Member
VIP Member
Premium Member
Joined
Feb 20, 2013
Messages
3,033
Reaction score
3,905
Location
Somewhere else
Scenario : Johnny and Mark get into a fight after school.

1945 -
Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends.

2013 -
Police called, and they arrest Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. Both children go to anger management programmes for 3 months. School governours hold meeting to implement bullying prevention programmes.

Scenario
: Robbie disruptive in Class - other students cannot work.

1945 -
Robbie sent to the office and given six of the best by the headmaster. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2013 -
Robbie given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADHD - result deemed to be positive. Robbie's parents get fortnightly disability payments and school gets extra funding from government because Robbie has a disability.

Scenario
: Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

1945 -
Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2013 -
Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care; joins a gang; ends up in jail.

Scenario
: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

1945 -
Mark gets glass of water from the teacher to take aspirin with. Passes exams, becomes a solicitor.

2013 -
Police called, bedroom searched for drugs and weapons. Mark expelled from school for drug taking. Ends up as a drop out.

Scenario
: Johnny takes apart leftover fireworks from Bonfire Night, puts them in a paint tin & blows up a wasps' nest.
1945 -
Wasps die.

2013 -
Police & Anti-Terrorism Squad called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, investigate parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated. Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly in an aeroplane again.

Scenario
: Johnny falls over while running during morning break and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. She hugs him to comfort him.
1945 -
In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing footie.No damage done.

2013 -
Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy and ends up gay.


Send this to everyone you know to remind us how stupid we have become!
 
Back
Top