Baaheeduk
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ALL GENUINE ANSWERS GIVEN ON FAMILY FORTUNES
- Something you lose when you get older: "Your purse.."
- A sport which involves throwing something: "Tennis.."
- Something you would play with in the bath: "A bazooka.."
- Someone you wouldn't swear in front of: "Yourself.."
- A country where Arabic is spoken: "Nigeria.."
- Someone or something whose existence has never been proven: "Hitler.."
- A number you might have to memorise: "Seven.."
- Something that makes you close your eyes: "Dark.."
- Something that comes in pairs: "Rabbits.."
- A way of toasting someone: "Over a fire.."
- A Boy's name beginning with the letter J: "Gerald.."
- An instrument you can play while walking in the street: "A cello.."
- A type of oil: "Sewing-machine oil.."
- A word beginning with Z: "Xylophone.."
- A slang word for a girl: "Slag.."
- An animal with horns: "A bee..."
- A medieval weapon: "Hand-grenade.."
- Something made of wool: "A sheep.."
- Something a bridegroom might wear: "A dress.."
- Someone you wouldn't expect to see in a strip club: "Animals.."
- An animal with a long tail: "A rabbit.."
- Something a train-spotter would have in his pocket: "A magnifying glass.."
- Something you put out for the birds: "Worms.."
- A way to prevent snoring: "Put a pillow over his face.."
- A word used to describe a very hot day: "A very hot day.."
- A song from 'The Sound Of Music': "Dancing Queen.."
- (Also from the same family: "I wake up each morning..", "The skies are blue..", and "Over the hills and far away..")
- Someone who works early hours: "A burglar.."
- Something made to be wheeled around: "A hammer.."
- A reason for kneeling: "To be beheaded.."
- A nickname for a slim person: "Slimmy.."
- A measurement of liquid: "Paint.."
- Something that's nice to wear next to your skin: "Pants.."
- A famous Dick: "Carrot.."
- A wild animal that's native to Britain: "A bear.."
- Something that Father Christmas does when he comes to your house: "Feeds your pets.."
- Something that comes in 7's: "Fingers.."
- A vocalist known by only one name: "Michael Jackson.."
- A yellow fruit: "Orange.."
- An animal beginning with B: "Bullfrog.."
- Something associated with Liverpool: "The Yellow Brick Road.."
- A boy mentioned in a nursery rhyme: "Little Red Riding Hood.."
- Something associated with Queen Victoria: "Her husbands.."
- Something you hide in your socks when you go swimming: "Your legs.."
- A place you would keep a pen: "A zoo.."
- Something you beat: "An apple.."
- Something associated with rain: "Water.."
- An animal that lives in the English countryside: "A lion.."
- Something you make into a ball: "Eggs.."
- A game that uses a black ball: "Darts.."
- A popular TV soap: "Dove.."
- Other than 'carrier', a type of bag: "Horse.."
- Something you might find in a garage: "a grand piano.."
- Something a Frenchman would say Answer: "On Garde.."
- A fast animal: "A hippo.."
- Something you keep in the garden: "A cat.."
- Something that gives you goosebumps: "Mumps.."
- A character from Little Red Riding Hood: "Hansel and Gretel.."
- Something that has a shell: "Batman.."
- Any dance apart from the waltz: "The ball dance.."
- Something a policeman might say: "Spread 'em.."
- Something that frightens Dracula: "The King of the Vampires.."
- A non-living object with legs: "A plant.."
- A sign of the Zodiac: "April.."
- An animal associated with a nursery rhyme: "Andy Pandy.."
- A mode of transport that you can walk in: "Your shoes.."
- An animal with big ears: "A bear.."
- Something you do on water: "Wallpaper.."
- A musical instrument you can play in the bath: "A drum kit.."
- Something associated with Egypt: "Cigars.."
- A part of your body you only have one of: "Your big toe.."
- Something you pull: "A potato.."
- An animal used as a form of transport: "A turtle.."
- A famous Phil or Philip: "Phil Johnson.."
- A habit people try to give up: "Spitting.."
- A Thunderbirds character: "Doctor Spock.."
- Another TV gameshow with the word 'family' in the title: "The Generation Game.."
- A seaside resort on the south coast: " Rio de Janeiro.."
- Something you open other than a door: "Your bowels.."
- Something with a red light on it: "a Dalek.."
- Something that makes you scream: "A squirrel.."
- A food than can easily be eaten without chewing: "Chips.."
- A type of record: "A floppy disk.."
- A type of large cat: "Persian.."
- A job that a working dog does: "A slave.."
- Something people might be allergic to: "Skiing.."
- An occupation where you need a torch: "A burglar.."
- A well known superstition: "Running in front of a car.."
- Something you use a microchip in: "A fish-fryer.."
- A dangerous race: "The Arabs.."
- A game played in the dark: "Charades.."
- Some famous brothers: "Bonnie and Clyde.."
- A jacket potato topping: "Jam.."
- A part of the body you have more than two of: "Arms.."
- Something you find on a fire engine: "Coal.."
- A famous royal: "Mail.."
- Something you do before going to bed: "Sleep.."
- An item of clothing worn by the Three Muskateers: "A horse.."
- An animal you see at the zoo: "Dog.."
- Something you might do in a power cut: "Read a book.."
- A famous Parisian landmark: "Hawaii.."
- One of Harry Enfield's characters: "Sooty.."
- A famous Irishman: "Disraeli.."
- The first place detectives look for fingerprints: "The floor.."
- Something you associate with the sea: "A coffin.."
- A famous Arthur: "Shakespeare.."
- A weapon in the game of Cluedo: "Dice.."
- Something people take to the beach: "Turkey.."
- A reason someone digs a hole in the road: "Grave digger.."
- An ingredient in chicken stuffing: "Chicken.."
- Something a girl should know about a man before marrying him: "His name.."
- A bird with a long neck: "A blackbird.."
- A bird with a long neck (2): "Naomi Campbell.."
- An item of clothing a woman might borrow from a man: "Underpants.."
- Something taken from a hotel as a souvenir: "The lamps.."
- Something you keep in a garden shed: "A gardener.."
- A song with moon in the title: "Blue Suede Moon.."
- A famous cowboy: "Buck Rogers.."
- A famous Wild-West character: "Wild Bill Eacock.."
- Something you'd associate with the three bears: "Red Riding Hood.."
- Fruit used in fruit salad: "Cucumber.."
- Something you wear on the beach: "A deckchair.."
- A method of cooking fish: "Cod.."
- Something you borrow from your partner: "Shoes.."
- A part of the body beginning with N: "Knee.."
- A famous Scotsman: "Vinnie Jones.."
- A famous Scotsman (2): "Jock.."
- Something red: "My cardigan.."
- A kind of ache: "Fillet-o-fish.."
- Something you open other than a door: "Your bowels.."
- Something with a hole in it: "A window.."
- Something you do in the bathroom: "Decorate.."
- Something you put on walls: "Roofs.."
- A domestic animal: "A leopard.."
- Something that floats in the bath: "Water.."
- Something in the garden that's green: "The shed.."
- Something a blind man might use: "A sword.."
- The last thing you take off before going to bed: "Your feet.."
- Something that flies without an engine: "A bicycle with wings.."
I had to take a 30 minute break while reading them. It hurt that much lol.
