RETIREMENT
I dont think i,ll have a heart attack after 12 hours , but i may have a stroke.
or two.
or three
rrlmao
I used to be a milkman countryboy,on my last day at work I called at this house a young lady answered the door in a very short see through nighty,
she winked at me an led me upstairs laid me on the bed,and made love to me for about 6 hours, half my normal session, I might add damage34!
she then got me dressed led me downstairs into the kitchen ,where a full english breakfast was prepared on the table,after 6 hours upstairs it obviously needed warming up , lol
after I,d eaten it,as I said I normally get ravenous , I got up to go and as I was leaving through the front door she slipped a £1.00 coin into my hand,
I said to her look I know its my very last day at work, and we all get rewarded,
but youve taken me upstairs and made love to me for half my normal session,note please damage34, lol
then you lead me downstairs and have made me a full english breakfast.
and then when i,ve eaten that and i,m leaving,
you shove a pound coin into my hand, whats going on ????
she replied brushing back her long blonde hair !!!
I was saying to my husband last night that SCOOT the milkman was retiring after 20 yrs on the round what shall we give him?????
and he replied
"GIVE HIM A POUND AN XXXX HIM, !!!!
BUT THE BREAKFAST WAS MY IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!
rrlmao twice.
reargaurds scootie the brave