Mick and Paddy were on the way home from the pub when they bump into 2 young lads carrying salmon under their arms.
MICK: Hey guys, where did you get them salmon from?
YOUNG LAD 1: From over bridge!
YOUNG LAD 2: You hang your mate over the bridge by his ankles, and when the fish jump out of the water, he karate chops them and you pull him up, with the fish in his hands.
PADDY: Come on Mick, lets go do that.
So they go over to the bridge and Paddy holds Micks ankles as he is hanging over the bridge.
5 minutes later......
MICK: Pull me up Paddy, pull me up.
PADDY: Have you got one?
MICK: NO! but there is a train coming.
MICK: Hey guys, where did you get them salmon from?
YOUNG LAD 1: From over bridge!
YOUNG LAD 2: You hang your mate over the bridge by his ankles, and when the fish jump out of the water, he karate chops them and you pull him up, with the fish in his hands.
PADDY: Come on Mick, lets go do that.
So they go over to the bridge and Paddy holds Micks ankles as he is hanging over the bridge.
5 minutes later......
MICK: Pull me up Paddy, pull me up.
PADDY: Have you got one?
MICK: NO! but there is a train coming.
