Ouch! Cameron stung by jellyfish as he goes for a dip off Lanzarote

I think he'll find it's not the only thing that stings, before too long. My sympathy is about as deep as his sincerity.:)
 
I think he'll find it's not the only thing that stings, before too long. My sympathy is about as deep as his sincerity.:)
I cannot help but think Mr danforth what would the circumstances be if Mr Farage was holidaying at the same resort as Cameron??. Do you think Mr Cameron would have been Ukippered as well as stung by a jelly fish??. ;)
 
I cannot help but think Mr danforth what would the circumstances be if Mr Farage was holidaying at the same resort as Cameron??. Do you think Mr Cameron would have been Ukippered as well as stung by a jelly fish??. ;)
When I'm in Lanzarote, I spend more time in the bars, than the sea. Otherwise I couldn't possibly comment.;)
 
I cannot help but think Mr danforth what would the circumstances be if Mr Farage was holidaying at the same resort as Cameron?

I'm sure that Farago holidays at a suitably British resort like Great Yarmouth or Blackpool.
 
I'm sure that Farago holidays at a suitably British resort like Great Yarmouth or Blackpool.

Don't be silly..........too many foreigners there !!
You should find him in Benidorm or Magaluf, where he knows he is guaranteed to hear British voices and get Traditional British Food and Beer and as a bonus the fags are cheaper !!
 
The question is, did SamCam rush up and perform a 'Chandler'? We should be told!
 
It probably noticed another creature that was slippery and without a backbone and thought it would say hello.
 
I would have though so, after all she has seen David performing a "Chandler" on the whole of the country for the last 4 years !!
A chandler sells marine parts and equipment. I've done some sailing in past years, still do when I get the chance, and I can think of many such items suitable
for insertion, all off beam. I give up! My education seems to have been neglected, anyone care to enlighten?:Biggrin2:
 
A chandler sells marine parts and equipment. I've done some sailing in past years, still do when I get the chance, and I can think of many such items suitable
for insertion, all off beam. I give up! My education seems to have been neglected, anyone care to enlighten?:Biggrin2:

The TV series 'Friends'. Monica got stung by a jellyfish.

Google 'Monica jellyfish' M8 ;)
 
The TV series 'Friends'. Monica got stung by a jellyfish. Google 'Monica jellyfish' M8 ;)
Thanks!
Bugger me, it's come to something when I've got to watch my first episode of Friends for education? Hope it's worth it!:Biggrin2:
 
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