Paper money to turn plastic under Bank of England plan

At least they'll survive a stint in the washer M8 :)

(And you can 'launder' as much as you like hehe)
 
About time I would say better all round for everybody
 
At least they'll survive a stint in the washer M8 :)

(And you can 'launder' as much as you like hehe)

So this is all geared up to help the clumsy cnuts that cannot be bothered to check there pockets before washing there clothes?. Another thing H, they state that this money will last 2 1/2 times longer?, not in my pocket it wont, especially when you have bills to pay. Are they making this money out of the supermarket bags that they don't supply anymore?. Ffs where is my medication quick. :(
 
Already used in Oz. Apparently not much of a cost saving as its more expensive to make but it does last longer.
 
sorry but everybody is behind the times, Northern Ireland produced plastic £5 notes in 1999 and i have still got a few in my safe,
and they do tear as i ripped one with my teeth just to prove a point,
was Hungry at the time :Laugh:
 
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Damn, they are going to slide all over the place when I pile them up during a counting session...
 
Much better for padding out the budgie-smugglers and your money is dry when you arrive at the swim up bar...................
 
Much better for padding out the budgie-smugglers and your money is dry when you arrive at the swim up bar...................
LMFAO nearly spat my coffee everywere
 
Much better for padding out the budgie-smugglers and your money is dry when you arrive at the swim up bar...................

murder if you get a quick twist in the sand, I hear plastic cuts are worse than paper ones ! Bobbit comes to mind here :Laugh::Laugh::Laugh:
 
What about the poor ol' fake note detector pen manufacturers :eek:.
 
Thought these notes were brill when I was in Oz. Don't get grubby like the current notes either.
 
Oh lovely we have pretty, shiny, clean plastic money to spend. Give it 6 months and someone will counterfeit them using the office vending machine cups. Besides they may be ok for Women but us men need something soft in our pockets to play with not bloody plastic money. ;)
 
@miggy Put this in your pocket instead

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What will rich people use to snort coke with?

I'm going into business producing deluxe snorting tubes.

For that matter, I keep hearing x% of notes have traces of coke on them. Why hasn't someone developed a machine to collect said unused coke from them?

So many good ideas today...
 
Someone was on acid when they came up with the idea for that advert!
 
Someone was on acid when they came up with the idea for that advert!

I can just picture it now sheltering from the rain just me and ma girl huddled up underneath a £10.00 note. How romantic don't you think? and we won't get fecking wet thanks to my last bit of cash. Smashing :)
 
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