Bsod!!

Well I have just got what now is commonly called the BSOD (Brussels Sprouts of Death!).

Had a roast dinner earlier and now may I say, my arse stinks! with highly rapturous soundage also.

Hail the Brussels! or Baby Cabbages!

I had brussels earlier but they have yrt to create an eruption, with a bit of luck it will be under the duvet...I like to share.

Edit: just re read that...doesnt sound right, it could be taken a different way...lol

Lol their dangerous little feckers...the wife's banned me from eating them, too many years she said she's suffered the after affects pmsl.


:Cheers:

I had 6 pints of strongbow followed by a donner kebab earlier. The girls in my office are in for it tomorrow

PS: I wouldn't do that to them, I'm too much of a gentleman......I'll fcuk off to the bog to fluff

And for the record, brussel sprouts have the same affect on me :flame:

i love the little green monster, but jeeeez my wife n kids don't half give me a ear bashing when i've had them (even tho wife's just has bad)

i can't help look at them and think of the episode of "Bottom" where Richie makes the "Sprouts of Evil" pmsl at the flames.

jaffa said:

I had brussels earlier but they have yrt to create an eruption, with a bit of luck it will be under the duvet...I like to share.

Edit: just re read that...doesnt sound right, it could be taken a different way...lol

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Hey jaffa last time i had brussel sprouts i nearly followed through lol i farted that hard

I think it has the same effect on most people including myself.

But its better out than in.........farts that is

Refuse point blank to eat the little blighters.

As a kid i was given the option that if i didn't eat them then i would have a spooful of castor oil instead,yes i started to quite enjoy the taste of castor oil. lol

got to say i love the little green gems and so does the wife what a pair of old farts we are LOL

I can only eat them if they're boiled to within an inch of their lives and just about disintegrating. Three weeks simmering is just about right.

I absolutely love them, I can eat plate fulls of them, maybe thats why I am dangerous and could possible run a car of my ass at the moment!

She must be daft as the wife has just fed them to me again!

Bring on the bad arse! Had 2 dumps today also!

Mairyhinge said:

Bring on the bad arse! Had 2 dumps today also!

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Bit too much info mate lol

Must admit though I luv the old brussels too but it usually leaves the quilt like a hovercraft!!!!

Ps BSOD should stand for Boggin Smell Of Derriere

Mairyhinge said:

Bring on the bad arse! Had 2 dumps today also!

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Talking of dumps......I'm sure I broke a world record yesterday. It seemed to go on forever and when I looked down a good 3/4" of it was sticking out of the water.

I couldn't find Norris's number though

Feed them to your pets, and watch there little face the next day's

derbybornandbred said:

Feed them to your pets, and watch there little face the next day's

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hope your talking about sprouts m8 , not baaheedsuk's dumps lol