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Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree went off for the weekend. It was <br />After Eight. <br />She was from Quality Street He was a Fishermans Friend. On the <br />way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar. He had a Rum and Butter. She had a <br />Wine Gum. <br />He asked her name. She said Polo, I'm the one with the hole. <br />(But I'm the one with the Nuts he thought) Then he touched her Milky Way. <br />They checked in and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out <br />the light for a bit of Black Magic It wasn't long before he slipped his hand <br />into her Snickers and felt the contrast of her Double Decker. Then <br />he Showed her his Curly Wurly. But Ms Rowntree wasn't keen as <br />she already had a few Jelly Babies, So she let him take a trip down <br />Bourneville Boulevard. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge <br />nudging. It was a Magic Moment as she let out of scream of Turkish Delight. <br />When he Came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted <br />more but he Decided to take a Time Out. However, he noticed her Pink <br />Wafers looked very appetising. So he did a Twirl and had a Picnic in <br />her Sherbert. At the same time he gave her a Gob Stopper! <br />Unfortunately Mr Cadbury had to go home to his wife Caramel. <br />Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught V.D. It turns out <br />Ms Rowntree had a Box of Assorted Creams.

She really had been with All Sorts. <br /> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">
 
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