An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones.
The wife was a romantic type, and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon, the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee at M&S.
She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears.
One afternoon, the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee at M&S.
She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you."
The husband texted back to her:
The husband texted back to her:
"I'm on the toilet. Please advise."
