Friday Quickies [ADULT]

BRIAN1956

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A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said,

"I gotta have you!"

He backed her up against the bathroom door, pulled down her panties and ravaged her.

He knew he was doing great because she screamed and wiggled more than she ever had before.

When he finished, he started putting his clothes back on and when he noticed his wife still writhing against the door he said,

"That was the best, honey.

You've never moved like that before, you didn't hurt yourself did you?"

His wife replies, "No, no.

I'll be OK once I can get the doorknob out of my ass."

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What's the difference between a penis and a prick?

A penis is fun, sexy and satisfying... A prick is the guy who owns it.

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Behind every great man is a great woman...

and behind every great woman is some guy staring at her ass!

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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.

If you see him without a hard-on, make him a sandwich!

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Did you hear that Viagra now comes in a nasal spray?

It's for Dick heads!

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Why do men always pay more for car insurance?

Women don't get blowjobs while they're behind the wheel.

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A guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand.

He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.

Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes.

The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.

The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion surrounded by 50 beautiful women.

He makes love to all of them and begins to explore the house.

Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he looks down and the floor is covered in $100 bills.

Then, there's a knock at the door.

He answers it and standing there are two persons dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits.

They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he's dead.

As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods; it's the two blonde genies.

One blonde genie says to the other one, 'I can understand the first wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to.

I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire.
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But, why he wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me.
 
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