I had to go to the local surgery for a prostate examination, there was a new gorgeous looking young nurse there doing the examination.
She told me there was a new procedure for the examination and told me first to "lay on my left hand side and bend your knees, then when when I check your prostate take a deep breath and say 99"
This I did and said "99"
She then told me to lay on my right hand side, bend my knees and when she checked my prostate for me to "take a deep breath and say 99"
Which I again did and she told me excellent.
Then she said "I now want you to lay on your back with your knees slightly raised" then she said "with this hand I am going to check your prostate and with the other I am going to hold your penis to keep it out of the way" after which she then said "take a deep breath and say 99"
So I took a deep breath and said " One, two, three, four, five, six, ............."