I didn't think I'd ever find anything amusing about this ridiculous proposal until I stumbled on this site which speculates that ISPs will be required to keep a register of people who opt-out of the filter(s).

Love and Liberty: Government Porn Filter Collapses In Security Nightmare

It was this that caught my eye...

I have a simple, cost-saving alternative.

If the government wants a list of masturbators in the UK, one already exists: the census. It’s guaranteed to be a far more accurate list than any wildly expensive new self-‘incriminating’ infrastructure would be.

Whereas if they want a list of wankers, just look at the register of MPs supporting this new censorship idea.