An Englishman, a Pakistani, and an African are in a pub the Pakistani downs his pint throws his glass in the air and shoots it and says"I've got so much money I don't need to drink from the same glass twice". The African dude downs his pint throws his glass in the air and grabs the gun and shoots the glass, he says " There is so much sand in my Country I don't need to drink from the same glass twice". The English dude downs his drink slams the glass on the table grabs the gun and shoots the Pakistani and the African and says "There are so many Pakistani's and Africans in my Country that I don't need to drink with the same one's twice.

Who's round was it???

Originally Posted by Him Her

Who's round was it???

Oops I forgot to ask them.

Ong Miggy you lost out again

FFS - any self-respecting drinker would make sure the round was in before shooting peeps...

Originally Posted by Him Her

FFS - any self-respecting drinker would make sure the round was in before shooting peeps...

Sorry H I will remember that for tonight when the next lot come in.

Originally Posted by Him Her

FFS - any self-respecting drinker would make sure the round was in before shooting peeps...

Tell the truth HH, as any self respecting Yorkshire man would have waited until it was your round before you would have done the deed !!

Originally Posted by D 8 RCS

Tell the truth HH, as any self respecting Yorkshire man would have waited until it was your round before you would have done the deed !!

Precisely - or, to be more precise, just after the round before me is served. Three free beers and it's never my round

Originally Posted by Him Her

Who's round was it???

The englishmans of course