A robber walks into a bank and shouts, "Freeze and give me all your cash!" A brave customer pulls off the robber's mask and says, "I've seen your face now!" so the robber shoots him dead.
"Has anyone else seen my face?" There was silence for a moment, then a little old lady pipes up "I think that corner shop man, the bloke in the Man Utd top, and Mrs O'reilly over there who won at the bingo last night, they all got a glimpse of you mate".

Originally Posted by sticky fingers

A robber walks into a bank and shouts, "Freeze and give me all your cash!" A brave customer pulls off the robber's mask and says, "I've seen your face now!" so the robber shoots him dead.
"Has anyone else seen my face?" There was silence for a moment, then a little old lady pipes up "I think that corner shop man, the bloke in the Man Utd top, and Mrs O'reilly over there who won at the bingo last night, they all got a glimpse of you mate".

Ffs sticky you sent the clean version pmpl corner shop my ar*e

Pmpl well with the last joke I think the pc squad would be on my back

Originally Posted by sticky fingers

Pmpl well with the last joke I think the pc squad would be on my back

Good thinking sticky you have to watch out for Mods especially that Paul K. I think his eyes are to close together, and you should never trust anyone like that. pmpl

Shhh Miggy he here now lurking

Originally Posted by sticky fingers

Shhh Miggy he here now lurking

Oh sh*t good evening Mr K sir.

Pious Paul m8

Originally Posted by sticky fingers

A robber walks into a bank and shouts, "Freeze and give me all your cash!" A brave customer pulls off the robber's mask and says, "I've seen your face now!" so the robber shoots him dead.
"Has anyone else seen my face?" There was silence for a moment, then a little old lady pipes up "I think that corner shop man, the bloke in the Man Utd top, and Mrs O'reilly over there who won at the bingo last night, they all got a glimpse of you mate".

Then the teller behind the bullet-proof screen pointed out that, as it was Natwest, they couldn't pay him any money and the security cameras had sent copies of his face all over the Internet...

...fame at last, sighs the robber, only to be jumped on by a schizophrenic, nymphomaniac pensioner with a taser...

...Ooops, wrong forum...