10 most appropriate times to use the 'F' word



10th - "Scattered F***ing showers, my I can't satisfy My Girlfriend and I dress in women's clothes!" - Noah, 4314 BC



9th - "How the F*** did you work that out?" - Pythagorus, 126 BC



8th - "You want WHAT on the F***ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566



7th - "Where did all those F***ing Indians come from?" - Custer,1877



6th - "It does so F***ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926



5th - "Where the F*** are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937



4th - "Any F***ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938



3rd - "What the F*** was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945



2nd - "I need this parade like I need a F***ing hole in the head!" - JFK,1963



And.....drum roll........



The number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word...



"Aw c'mon. Who the F*** is going to find out?"- Bill Clinton, 1997


A couple of other choice ones that nearly made the Top 10: "What F***ing iceberg?", Captain of the Titanic 1912



"Watch him! He'll have some f***er's eye out with that bow and arrow", King Harold



"Of course it won't f***ing turn over" - Donald Campbell



"What the f*** do you mean, that was easy?", Sir Edmund Hilary to Sherpa Tensing 1952



"I'm telling you, the bush f***ing spoke to me", Moses

Numbers 6 & 7 for sure.

7th for me as well 2012 and still they ****ing coming