Can you believe it?

They sent my on-line Tax form back to me!

In response to question # 4, "Do you have any dependants?", I replied :
* 1.1 million illegal immigrants,
* 0.5 million crack heads,
* 2 million unemployable people,
* 100,000 criminals in over 30 prisons, and
* 565 idiots in Parliament.

Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

Who the hell did I miss ?

You missed the civil servants, all paid with tax money. Including the tax office staff.