MB: Matt Baker
AJ: Alex Jones
JC: Jeremy Clarkson
MB: Now, at the end of a day where Britain has seen some of its biggest strikes, what we need is someone calm and level-headed.
AJ: Yep, a guest with balanced, uncontroversial opinions, who makes great effort not to offend.
MB: And we’ve got Jeremy Clarkson!
[studio laughs]
JC: Thank-you very much
MB: So Jeremy, schools, hospitals, airports, even driving tests have been affected. Do you the strikes are a good idea?
JC: It’s been fantastic. Seriously, never had … London today has just been empty. Everybody stayed at home, you could whizz about, your restaurants were empty
AJ: The traffic actually has been very good today
JC: Very light. Now airports, you know, people streaming through with no problems at all and it’s also like being back in the 70s, it makes me feel at home somehow.
AJ: Do you know anybody who
MB: [interrupts – inaduiable] – being on strike today?
JC: What, in public service? Of course I don’t. No, absolutely. We have to balance it though, don’t we because this is the BBC.
AJ & MB: Exactly
JC: Frankly, I’d have them all shot!
[studio laughs]
JC: I would take them outside and execute them in front of their families. I mean how dare they go on strike when they’ve got these gilt-edged pensions that are going to be guaranteed while the rest of us have to work for a living?!
MB: Well, on that note of balancing an opinion of course those are Jeremy’s views
JC: I just…! I was just giving two views for you!
AJ: well, we will be talking to Jeremy more later
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