Little Johnny is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name.

"Yes Miss?" he replies.

"If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?" asks the teacher.

Johnny answers "Well, miss, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise will make them all fly off."

"No, Johnny, there will be two left if you shoot one with a shotgun, but I like the way you're thinking." the teacher replies.

"Well, Miss, I've got a question for you... There are 3 women that come out of an ice-cream parlour, one is biting her ice-cream cone, one is licking it, and one is sucking on it. Which one is married?"

The teacher is a little taken aback by the possible answers but thinks about it for a minute, "Well, Johnny, I guess the one that's sucking on the ice cream."

Johnny replies "No miss, the one that has the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking!"

Little Johnny strikes again.

excellent. loved that one. well done xx