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mozr · 19th August 2009, 08:29

I am just about to lose my reputation as the wisest, and cleverest man in the universe, but who cares?

What idiosyncratic family in-jokes does anybody have?

I'll start off.

Whenever we go over a hump bridge, or descend down a road at a steep gradient, I invariably get that childlike tingling sensation in my tummy/penis.

I then proclaim 'winky alert!' and continue the journey.

I might be arrested after admitting that, so I will see you all in 7-10.

Rodbouy · 19th August 2009, 08:50

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Originally Posted by mozr

I am just about to lose my reputation as the wisest, and cleverest man in the universe, but who cares?

What idiosyncratic family in-jokes does anybody have?

I'll start off.

Whenever we go over a hump bridge, or descend down a road at a steep gradient, I invariably get that childlike tingling sensation in my tummy/penis.

I then proclaim 'winky alert!' and continue the journey.

I might be arrested after admitting that, so I will see you all in 7-10.

I don’t know about being arrested, but for your own safety and for others close to you, maybe you should be sectioned.

Baaheeduk · 19th August 2009, 09:14

Its a bit early to be drinking Mozr?.....lol

sargie · 19th August 2009, 09:23

Yeah i get that when you go over lil humps in the road i believe it's a change in g force? could be wrong though

hoppy · 19th August 2009, 09:38

Apparently if you add 10hz to a Munkey it does the trick.!

Curly · 19th August 2009, 09:48

I get the feeling in my tummy, but it doesn't descend to my penis!
Maybe there's something wrong with me?
Maybe there's something wrong with mozr? (never lol)
Humped back bridges do nothing for me I'm afraid.

Curly

Munkey · 19th August 2009, 10:32

Daddy munkey likes to get the kids and gang up on mummy munkey with the sock bomb game. After a hard days work digging in the mines I like to go home take my socks off, fart in them, roll them up and throw them in a grenade like manner with the 5.1 special effect sounds at mummy munkey. The kids follow suit with their own little socks. How sophisticated a game we play?

Tomorrow I'll teach you guys the hanging underpants game.

mozr · 19th August 2009, 11:24

Interesting.

We call 'sock bomb', 'stink bomb' in our house.

When my daughter was younger, I would tuck her in, and if she had left her socks on, she would stick her legs up in the air.

The game was, I would take the socks off in a mature parent like way, walk towards the stairs, whilst balling them up secretly, and attack screaming 'stink bomb!'

Farting in them? Grounds for divorce that munks.

v14 · 19th August 2009, 11:37

My youngest daughter has taken to capturing her farts in her cupped hands then releasing it in her older sisters face.

Apparently it's called a cup-cake.

There's a variation of this called a muffin but i'm not sure how that works.

mozr · 19th August 2009, 12:11

A muffin is a cup cake with chocolate sprinkles.

Where the chocolate comes from, I don't know?

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hoppy DW Respected Member +++ Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Scottyland Posts: 1,818 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0 Thanks: 92 Thanked 109 Times in 72 Posts Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Re: Winky Alert Apparently if you add 10hz to a Munkey it does the trick.! __________________ “A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fu***** cross?"
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Munkey DW Guru ++ Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Essex bruv Posts: 5,196 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0 Thanks: 107 Thanked 96 Times in 65 Posts Feedback Score: 0 reviews View My Homepage	Re: Winky Alert Daddy munkey likes to get the kids and gang up on mummy munkey with the sock bomb game. After a hard days work digging in the mines I like to go home take my socks off, fart in them, roll them up and throw them in a grenade like manner with the 5.1 special effect sounds at mummy munkey. The kids follow suit with their own little socks. How sophisticated a game we play? Tomorrow I'll teach you guys the hanging underpants game.
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mozr DW Guru Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: In v14's loft, waiting. Posts: 2,899 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0 Thanks: 124 Thanked 76 Times in 55 Posts Feedback Score: 0 reviews View My Homepage	Re: Winky Alert Interesting. We call 'sock bomb', 'stink bomb' in our house. When my daughter was younger, I would tuck her in, and if she had left her socks on, she would stick her legs up in the air. The game was, I would take the socks off in a mature parent like way, walk towards the stairs, whilst balling them up secretly, and attack screaming 'stink bomb!' Farting in them? Grounds for divorce that munks. __________________ Anthropogenically killing the planet since 1977! 'Skin colour is irrelevant' - Nick Griffin!
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v14 DW Guru ++ Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: up the honeypot Posts: 4,033 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0 Images: 2 Thanks: 11 Thanked 77 Times in 68 Posts Feedback Score: 0 reviews View My Homepage	Re: Winky Alert My youngest daughter has taken to capturing her farts in her cupped hands then releasing it in her older sisters face. Apparently it's called a cup-cake. There's a variation of this called a muffin but i'm not sure how that works. __________________ Your Love Alone Is Not Enough
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mozr DW Guru Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: In v14's loft, waiting. Posts: 2,899 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0 Thanks: 124 Thanked 76 Times in 55 Posts Feedback Score: 0 reviews View My Homepage	Re: Winky Alert A muffin is a cup cake with chocolate sprinkles. Where the chocolate comes from, I don't know? __________________ Anthropogenically killing the planet since 1977! 'Skin colour is irrelevant' - Nick Griffin!
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