jvaudrey

>
> A tour bus driver is driving with a busload of seniors down a
> highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
> She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully
> munches up.
> About 15 minutes later, she taps him on his shoulder, and again gives
> him another handful of peanuts.
> She repeats this gesture for the next hour or so.
>
> As she continues to hand him batch after batch, he finally asks the
> little old lady, 'Why don't you folks just eat the peanuts
> yourselves?
> 'We can't chew them 'cause we've
> haven't got any teeth.'
> The puzzled driver asks,
> 'Why do you buy them, then?'
> 'We just love the chocolate coating around them!
>