Let's face it, the worse it is for our health the more we tend to enjoy it!

My favourite saturated fat 'delicacy' is a Doner Calzone Kebab, tonnes of Doner meat and cheese baked inside a folded nan bread, usually served with a portion of fried chips and a few tubs of kebab sauce.

Superb taste but OMFG, it's a heart attack in a box.

Love it

Did that kebab shop thread jog this into action m8?!

I would say pizza mmmmmmmm

Has to be the Ulster fry, soda and tatty bread both soak up the fat but its defintely my favorite heart attack food.

Got to be the fry-up. Bacon,sausage, eggs, black pudding, fried dumpling and potato scone. You can feel the arteries hardening with every mouthful.

(beans and hash browns have no place in a civilised fry-up)

Originally Posted by hawkish

Did that kebab shop thread jog this into action m8?!

I would say pizza mmmmmmmm

It sure did mate, that and the fact that I'm fooking starving

Are you talking about the Scottish fried dumpling mate or the English dumpling ? The Scottish one has deffo got to be a contender for a heart attack

Originally Posted by jaffa

Has to be the Ulster fry, soda and tatty bread both soak up the fat but its defintely my favorite heart attack food.

Yummmmm....ye canny beat a good fry up

Although I still don't know the difference between an Ulster fry up and a Scottish one

I know what a soda bread is but what is tatty bread, is that what we call in Scotland a 'tatty scone', it's a thin fried scone - usually triangular - made from starchy stuff and potatoes, very tasty

Originally Posted by charlie senator

Are you talking about the Scottish fried dumpling mate or the English dumpling ? The Scottish one has deffo got to be a contender for a heart attack

Yes, a slice of genuine Scottish clootie dumpling.

Originally Posted by nara

Got to be the fry-up. Bacon,sausage, eggs, black pudding, fried dumpling and potato scone. You can feel the arteries hardening with every mouthful.

(beans and hash browns have no place in a civilised fry-up)

Got to confess, I'm partial to a portion of beans on my fry-up plate

I've never tried it, but I can feel my arteries hardening at the very thought of the 1000 calorie "Stonner Kebab".

So called as it's name after a Scottish word for the male state of arousal (Stawner).
It reminds me more of the word used to describe a pot-head.
You'd have to be on something to scoff this down though.

Pork sausage deep fried, wrapped in kebab meat & deep fried again
You have to sign a disclaimer limiting you to one a week due to "severe Health Damage" before you have one.

My last supper of choice, would be a Munch Box.