Office Pranks

Whats some good office pranks ?
My boss is on holiday this week and i feel like going on the wind-up.

1: This is for fun, not to get me sacked.

do he use a computer ?

if so screenshot the desktop and set as his wallpaper hide all the taskbars

do you have a tv in the office - camcorder the loo when no one is in it, then when he comes back from holiday and goes for a dump - plug the camcorder in to the TV and press play. When he returns all start laughing at him and he will thing you have been watching him on a secret camera.

It is the funnyest prank I have ever played and is guaranteed to raise a laugh - just make sure you get a pic of his face when he thinks you have been watchng him lol

has his computer got a floppy drive ?

if so i can give u a program where his mouse does the opposite of what he wants

Unscrew his monitor and insert a dead fish behind the screen.

witchy2k1 said:

Unscrew his monitor and insert a dead fish behind the screen.

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Sounds a bit fishy to me

maggot said:

do he use a computer ?

if so screenshot the desktop and set as his wallpaper hide all the taskbars

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lol, i use this one often. I create a folder on the desktop called porn or my gay images. take a screen shot then set it as the background.

It drives them mad trying to selct the folder to delete it and they won't ask anyone for help.

fatspanner said:

lol,

my gay images.

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Are you Gay..........lol

set his mouse buttons to left handed or right whichever is opposite of what he uses and you will be amazed how confused people get

change his double click timing to something really fast too lol

ive used the desktp screen capture a few times, amazing how people fall for it.

Go all out, check out the pics here, some hilariious ones.

Try this, submit letters of resignation for other employees on his desj, lol! Obviously put down the names of the people u dont like. On seconds thoughts, if they find out, you wont be too popular!

Heres one from that site ^^^^

http://www.blyuniversity.com/research/AVtest.html

phfiller said:

Are you Gay..........lol

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No, but thanks for the offer roud:

put the sticky fingers on, that got me a few times

big-ron said:

put the sticky fingers on, that got me a few times

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do you mean sticky keys mate - sticky fingers sounds revolting lol

Swap the "A" and the "S" keys around on his keyboard.

I've done that a few times and it amazing how ppl get sooo confused!!!:banana:

Bearing in mind i did this to an IT Tech aswell. I would've thought he would know the positioning of the keys.

But anyway try the above, if u need a user name and password to log on to comps then i am sure he will be stumped when he cant get in.

Lol. Some of these pranks are brilliant! Gonna try the desktop screenshot one for sure...

these all seem to be PC based and assume he does not have a laptop that he takes with him and assuming you have a network that connects to a domain unless you know his password how are you going to change his settings? I suppose if you have admin rights you could create a new GP profile with all these changes and just add that specific user.

Just go old skool and plant some coke in his desk drawer, poss with a mirror and to add to the cliché a razor blade then call the crimestaoppers hotline saying you have seen him snorting and are concerned for the guy and also several unscheduled packages keep arriving from abroad that have to be immediatley signed for by the man himself , then just wait and laugh your head off when the dogs come in!

Just go old skool and plant some coke in his desk drawer, poss with a mirror and to add to the cliché a razor blade then call the crimestaoppers hotline saying you have seen him snorting and are concerned for the guy and also several unscheduled packages keep arriving from abroad that have to be immediatley signed for by the man himself , then just wait and laugh your head off when the dogs come in!

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I think that's beyond a prank!! lol.

mas123 said:

I think that's beyond a prank!! lol.

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it would make me laugh, it all depends on what level you dislike the person, he would only probably get charged with personal use of a controlled substance, the packages are pure fabrication.

Swapping just A & S on th keyboard is abit lame, take loads of keys off and put them back to make sentences, such as, "u.eat_cock"on the top row.